leflaneurbreton Posted December 6, 2023 at 07:51 PM Share Posted December 6, 2023 at 07:51 PM Un perroquet rentre dans un bar en volant et criant Coca Coca Coca… le serveur amusé lui sert un verre de Coca avec une paille, que le perroquet boit. Le lendemain le perroquet revient et vole à nouveau dans le bar en criant Coca Coca Coca… à nouveau le serveur le sert. Le perroquet revient le lendemain et le surlendemain, où le serveur l’attrape. Il lui dit: -« c’est le dernier jour où je te sers un Coca gratuitement. Si tu en veux un demain tu demandes à ton propriétaire de venir régler le Coca, sinon je te cloue au mur. » Le lendemain, le perroquet revient voler dans le bar demandant son Coca. Excédé le serveur attrape le perroquet, lui écarte les ailes et les cloue au mur à côté du croix avec un Christ. L’animal, les ailes écartelées, se tourne vers la croix, et dit: -« toi aussi ,tu voulais un Coca? » 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pehennji Posted January 1, 2024 at 05:38 PM Share Posted January 1, 2024 at 05:38 PM Question: Une actrice porno qui tombe enceinte, elle est en congé maternité ou en accident du travail? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dieseonze Posted January 12, 2024 at 12:17 PM Share Posted January 12, 2024 at 12:17 PM (edited) Allez. la plus mauvaise blague de ce début d’année…🍾 Une extra long scale feat BiToKu…🥂Bonne année quand même 🥺 Edited January 12, 2024 at 12:19 PM by dieseonze 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmonweb Posted January 12, 2024 at 12:26 PM Share Posted January 12, 2024 at 12:26 PM (edited) Disait la Baronne ... Excellent le son... Edited January 12, 2024 at 12:27 PM by Dmonweb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totorbass Posted January 12, 2024 at 02:36 PM Share Posted January 12, 2024 at 02:36 PM Il défonce, cet artiste... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ygbass Posted January 12, 2024 at 07:33 PM Share Posted January 12, 2024 at 07:33 PM Moi je veux bien faire sa connaissance , mais uniquement comme bassiste . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pehennji Posted January 15, 2024 at 07:51 PM Share Posted January 15, 2024 at 07:51 PM Saviez-vous que David Bowie et Lady Di avaient eu 2 enfants cachés ensemble. Révélation Ken et Alain Révélation Parce que Bowie Ken et Alain Di 14 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yaip Posted January 29, 2024 at 12:26 PM Share Posted January 29, 2024 at 12:26 PM (edited) Vous savez comment Cendrillon est morte ? Un soir, elle est allée au bal alors qu'elle avait ses règles. Au douzième coup de minuit, alors que la fête battait son plein, elle s'est souvenue que la bonne fée avait transformé une citrouille en tampon. Edited January 29, 2024 at 12:26 PM by yaip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pehennji Posted January 31, 2024 at 12:04 PM Share Posted January 31, 2024 at 12:04 PM Si un juif et un allemand se réconcilient, est-ce qu´on peut dire qu´ils se rabibochent? 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yaip Posted February 14, 2024 at 08:14 AM Share Posted February 14, 2024 at 08:14 AM (edited) Deux copines discutent. L'une a plusieurs dents cassées : " Qu'est-ce qu'il t'est arrivé ? Tu es tombée ? - Non, mais Jérôme est en déplacement cette semaine, alors j'ai pris mon vibromasseur et j'ai fait tout ce qu'on fait d'habitude ensemble." Edited February 20, 2024 at 08:15 AM by yaip 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpeeRoo Posted March 4, 2024 at 12:21 PM Share Posted March 4, 2024 at 12:21 PM (edited) Le casse couille de service https://www.instagram.com/reel/C225W9tSoO-/?igsh=MWhwM2N6NGRxNnRycA Edited March 4, 2024 at 12:22 PM by SpeeRoo 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaip Posted March 5, 2024 at 06:48 PM Share Posted March 5, 2024 at 06:48 PM Le 01/01/2024 à 18:38, Pehennji a dit : Question: Une actrice porno qui tombe enceinte, elle est en congé maternité ou en accident du travail? Tu crois qu'elle peut porter plainte pour harcèlement sexuel ? Genre : "monsieur le juge, mon patron n'arrêtait pas de me peloter les fesses" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totorbass Posted March 5, 2024 at 07:02 PM Share Posted March 5, 2024 at 07:02 PM Ben oui, elle n'est pas censée se faire baiser par le patron, dans son contrat. Par contre nouveau scandale dans le ciné "classique", il paraît que Claude Sautet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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